PHYSIO-therapist: Cycling is good for your back, it stretches out the bits that get cramped and painful.
PSCI-FI-therapist: So long as you don't watch more than three episodes a night you're not addicted to sci-fi - just "enthusiastic".
PSEUDO-therapist: Just buy my book for £100 and all your problems will melt away.
PSORIASIS-therapist: You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours.
PSYCHIC-therapist: I see a definite aura rising from your blog - it appears to be purple.
PHOTO-therapist: Just give me a few minutes with Photoshop and you can lose those extra four stone.
PSYCHO-therapist: Why do you say "my specialist" or "my consultant" when you really mean psychotherapist, psychologist or psychiatrist? A mental-health condition is nothing to be ashamed of.
And yet - I find it easier to admit to having a Sci-Fi addiction, than to being mentally ill. Even after seven years...
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